I love the World Net Daily. It is where I get my daily dose of dumbass. In today’s edition, reporter Bob Unruh informs us that Merriam-Webster has changed the definition of marriage to include those of the same sex. This is hard hitting news, indeed. The article quotes Eric B., a WND subscriber and blatant heterosexual, who is was so angry over this issue that he made a video about this definition change. Eric has done his research, and he has learned that the 1913 edition of the Merriam-Webster did not include this broader definition that includes same sex marriage.

I was shocked to see that Merriam-Webster changed their definition of the word ‘marriage’….” – Eric B.

The article also quotes a Youtube viewer who I will call Deepthroat – not because of his contribution this Woodward and Bernstein-like piece, but because my guess is that someone this insecure is most likely suffering from Ted Haggard Syndrome – reminds us that this is part of the hidden gay agenda for “homosexual activists to take control of the definition of the word and make it align with their goals”. I bet this guy cringes when he starts to think about a new definition of ‘gerbil’ might become.

If these folks are successful in changing back all definitions to what they were in 1913, because that is apparently when all was right with the world, they might want to have a go at changing other words back to their 1913 definitions, as well. A ‘voter’ can be defined as a “land owning male who has paid his poll tax”, for example. A professional baseball player can be defined as a ‘white guy’. Hell, let’s go further back and define the earth as “the flat planet that is the centre of the universe”, and a witch as a “a defendant who floats”.

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